ajantas:

don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus

rnemes:

snorlaxatives:

clouds look so friendly i wish i was a cloud

image

this cloud doesnt look very friendly to me

promoted:

*takes a break from doing nothing* ah i really deserved this

jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell

leeandee:

pomfette:

date a boy who thinks all your jokes are funny and is slightly afraid youre going to snap his neck unprovoked

read this to kym and jackie and they were like well elaine you’ve managed to do this lol

Hehe I love you that’s why!!!